Yes folks, you can be part of deciding how the Nailgun of Loving Kindness, the Bouncer of the Cosmos, the Walking Wall himself will groom his facial topiary into for the remainder of the month ( or until I get a job offer that pays me enough to not have to donate sperm to science fiction research. Whichever comes first. )
Donate to my paypal. Tell me how you'd like me to shave my follicle eruptions. If you don't know how to describe a certain style ... Here's a handy dandy lil chart.
The style chosen which gets the most money by 0900 ( that's 9AM, folks ) Eastern Standard Time on September 20th will be how the beard gets shaven. Again, that's 09/20/2013 at 0900 EST ... Make sure to have your votes in by then.
As an added bonus for the truly sadistic. If any bids go over $100 dollars; the highest bidder may come over and perform the shave in person. C'mon ... you know you've always wanted to take a razor to my face.
Vote early, Vote often. Take part in Shaving JAK Day 2013!
(- Daddy needs new EVERYTHING. At least this way, you all get a lil amusement out of my begging for money. -)
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